WebMd thinks I have cancer, cat scratch fever or a psychotic disorder.

Since this past Sunday, my eating habits have been off — in that I haven’t been hungry. Which is odd, because usually I can’t get enough food.

What’s even weirder is that I can’t drink coffee regularly without feeling nauseated. THIS NEVER HAPPENS TO ME. I drink coffee two times a day or more and now in addition to my weird eating habits I feel fatigued, because I’m going through some severe caffeine withdrawals.

These weird eating habits may not alarm the average everyday person, but for me I’m like WOAH, what is wrong with me?!?2ce47a00-6760-0131-2d52-62385cb3dc9b

Naturally, I turn to WebMd, which according to my search keywords pulled up the following list of possible illnesses:

Addison’s Disease, Alcoholism, Amyloidosis, Anorexia, Bone Cancer, Connective Tissue DiseaseCOPD (Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease), Dementia, Depression, Diabetes, Hypertension, or Tuberculosis

So my question is, am I terminally ill or I’m I just going through a slight and totally normal loss appetite? The real question is why am I WebMd-ing this?

I am probably 100% healthy, actually I know that I am 100% healthy, because I just got my blood tests back and they came back completely normal. So why am I feeling this way?

IT’S ALL IN MY HEAD. I swear my psyche is seriously warped. I think it’s mainly because I have this overwhelming feeling that my life is moving so fast and I’m not taking advantage of everything. This feeling comes about somewhat irrationally, when I just start to think about how fast my college years are going, what am I even doing, and I miss my family. All I want to do is sit around and watch Parks and Rec and sulk about my inability to eat. As you can probably tell, I’m kind of ridiculous, but I’m normal, I PROMISE!

I think I’m still just really stunned that I don’t feel the need to eat. Plus my senses are dulled and I’m going a bit crazy, because I walked around for the majority of the morning with a giant hole in the crotch of my jeans that I didn’t know about. Oh well…


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